Alright everybody, this quote by Rick Santorum everyone keeps reblogging is OBVIOUSLY FAKE. Come on people, get it through your heads. It was made up. He is also not “declaring war on metal”; also made up. I can see why Santorum isn’t everyone’s cup of tea - people may not agree with his views or his policy ideas. But you can disagree with what the guy ACTUALLY SAID AND DID instead of reblogging NONSENSE about how “women need to know their place.”
Please use the good sense you were born with and stop believing nonsense!
Reblog and spread the word… or flame. I really don’t care.
Seriously, if people were reblogging a fake Obama quote, I’d be doing this too. We have enough issues in our political system without making shit up!
public service announcement
Rick Santorum’s tweets:
—“If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for America.”
—“If you must breastfeed, make sure your baby is blindfolded.”
—“Women should have to eat bananas with a knife and a fork.”
…and many, many more. Enjoy.
If the role of “President” was merely a face and not an actual position of some power or influence, I might just vote for him for amusement purposes.
josh groban should sing these, too
and this man could be out President. I shudder at the thought.
i shudder at the thought that you people actually believe every single thing you see online without question
NO THESE TWEETS WEREN’T REAL JUST GOOGLE IT AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BITCH
can this man be my boss forever?
Our president doesn’t always ride skateboards
but when he does he’s fuckin’ suave as shit
(i mean look at that posture! He’s so DIGNIFIED mannnnn I’d be wobbling and flailing and I wouldn’t have even stepped on the thing yet)
i love the look of determination on his face.
it looks like he’s floating
omg I LOVE HIM.
YES. Just YES.
this is literally
the worst case of tumblr stupidity i’ve ever seen
Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile.
this. is. the. greatest. thing. i. have. ever. heard.
let’s break it down why it’s great.
- fucking purple eyes.
- it happens at puberty, like “FUCKING SURPRISE, PURPLE EYES NOW.”
- your vision doesn’t even change.
- NO BODY HAIR. NO FRICKIN SHAVING.
- NO PERIOD. THE END. THAT IS GLORIOUS.
- YOU CAN STILL HAVE BABIES AND PASS THOSE BEAUTIFUL PURPLE EYES ON.
Purple eyes, psh. NO PERIOD!??! I NEED this mutation. I have been on my period for 3 FUCKING WEEKS THIS MONTH FUCK YOU,
beyond fucking awesome. fml why cant i have purple eyes
Ok all the reasons bullet pointed but ESPECIALLY NO PERIOD OH MY GOD I AM SO JEALOUS OF THESE PEOPLE
do people just think “oh this is on tumblr it must be true” because really
a blog to showcase the stupid/gullible people of tumblr